The great Jack Nicklaus summed things up neatly during a charity match on the Old Course at St. Andrews where he and I were playing against Ben Crenshaw and Glen Campbell. I asked him what he considered to be the most important factor to overcome in the game of golf. His reply, "It's an unfair game."

I've never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit.

Perhaps I'm not a good actor, but I would be even worse at doing anything else.

When he reached the New World, Cortés burned his ships. As a result his crew was well-motivated.

I find if I just sit down and think, a solution presents itself.

Personally I give us . . . one chance of three.

My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!