The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.

I just think the most difficult thing to displace is privilege.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen - just watch what does happen.