There's something fundamentally wrong with a system where there's been 17 years of a Tory Government and the people of Scotland have voted Socialist for 17 years. That hardly seems democratic.

I don't think I'll ever act again.

Be careful what you shoot at . . . most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.

More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.

The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.