I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

Scotland should be nothing less than equal with all the other nations of the world.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I am not a politician and I have no intention of being one.

The great Jack Nicklaus summed things up neatly during a charity match on the Old Course at St. Andrews where he and I were playing against Ben Crenshaw and Glen Campbell. I asked him what he considered to be the most important factor to overcome in the game of golf. His reply, "It's an unfair game."