Perhaps I'm not a good actor, but I would be even worse at doing anything else.

Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen - just watch what does happen.

You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament.

My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.