I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

I don't know anything about baseball.

My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two