Don't let your pride or a lack of courage stand in the way of saying you're sorry to people you may have offended.

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.

The primary purpose of going to college isn't to get a great job. The primary purpose of college is to build a strong mind, which leads to greater self-awareness, capability, fulfillment, and service opportunities, which, incidentally, should lead to a better job.

The following is a list of statements made many years ago by experts in their fields. At the time they were said they sounded intelligent. With the passing of time, they sound idiotic.

You can usually tell when a couple becomes centered on each other because they are forever breaking up and getting back together.

If you're planning on dropping out of high school, prepare yourself for the future by repeating aloud each day: 'I'm looking forward to low-paying jobs for the rest of my life.'

Don't let your pride or a lack of courage stand in the way of saying you're sorry to people you may have offended.