Make as many friends as you can, but don't build your life on them alone. It's an unstable foundation.

Don't wait until people are dead to give them flowers.

Instead of trying to blend in and be like everyone else, be proud of and celebrate your unique differences and qualities. A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor.

We are free to choose our paths, but we can't choose the consequences that come with them.

Don't let your pride or a lack of courage stand in the way of saying you're sorry to people you may have offended.

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.

We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons.