Make as many friends as you can, but don't build your life on them alone. It's an unstable foundation.

The following is a list of statements made many years ago by experts in their fields. At the time they were said they sounded intelligent. With the passing of time, they sound idiotic.

My dad is a good role model for me, and then I had a high school coach that really helped me out when I was struggling and made a big difference in my life.

We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons.

If you decide to just go with the flow, you'll end up where the flow goes, which is usually downhill, often leading to a big pile of sludge and a life of unhappiness. You'll end up doing what everyone else is doing.

You should see my baby pictures. My cheeks hung off my face like water balloons. You can imagine how often I was teased.

You can usually tell when a couple becomes centered on each other because they are forever breaking up and getting back together.