There's nothing so passionate as a vested interest disguised as an intellectual conviction.

When I stepped from hard manual work to writing, I just stepped from one kind of hard work to another.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

There's nothing so passionate as a vested interest disguised as an intellectual conviction.

Here we have bishops, priests, and deacons, a Censorship Board, vigilant librarians, confraternities and sodalities, Duce Maria, Legions of Mary, Knights of this Christian order and Knights of that one, all surrounding the sinner's free will in an embattled circle.

Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in life.

We couldn't live without comedy.