But really death seems the least awful thing that can happen to someone
Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.
There's a lot of noise about me that stops a lot of people from listening, but the good side is if you expose yourself like that, you're left with only good people who can see through you-you get rid of all the wankers.
[…] life is just the misery left between abortion and euthanasia […]
The motivation of all artists is 'Look at me, Mum'.
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.