I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator.

If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them.

[…] life is just the misery left between abortion and euthanasia […]

Unhappiness lies in that gap between our talents and our expectations.

It's better to be quotable than honest, I don't speak, I quote. I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.

I keep the shutters closed because I like to work in a hermetic environment. I like mirrors. When you look out of the window, all you see is ugliness, but when you look in the mirror all you see is beauty.

People either hate me or dislike me - but I realized that people aren't against you, they are for themselves. We're all prejudiced in favor of ourselves.