But really death seems the least awful thing that can happen to someone
It's better to be quotable than honest, I don't speak, I quote. I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.
Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.
I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.
[…] life is just the misery left between abortion and euthanasia […]
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.