Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.

I might be old, but I'm still desirable.

People either hate me or dislike me - but I realized that people aren't against you, they are for themselves. We're all prejudiced in favor of ourselves.

We build our character as a carapace to keep away the fear of the abyss. That's what our character is for.

It's better to be quotable than honest, I don't speak, I quote. I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.

Being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which psychoanalysis is powerless to bestow.

To be worthy of assassination takes more than some crappy little book.