That's the hardest thing of all--never to become cynical, never to lose faith, never to become indifferent.

If it's possible to do something, sooner or later someone's going to do it.

It is boring to haunt a writer, and even more so to haunt a celebrity. I would haunt a literary figure! Possibly some superhero, maybe even James Bond. Constant adventures, fights, beautiful women--much more interesting that watching a writer who taps on computer all day long, or a celebrity posing in front of cameras.

Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.

And the simple people are trash. A herd of sheep that are good for shearing, but sometimes it's more profitable to slaughter them.

You're a big boy, you ought to understand that punctual transport, public order and safe streets, polite people and good medical services are all the achievements of dictatorship.

One day you will hear the sound of time rustling as it slips through your fingers like sand. Remember me then. I wish you luck.