Father may have been wanting in some things, but here he was masterful. Night upon night, I marveled at his power to hold listeners in rapt attention. He could tell a story with such detail, such flourish, that afterwards a man could swear it had been his own memory, and not a tale at all.
Seth Grahame-SmithElizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.
Seth Grahame-SmithThis is a most unfortunate affair, and will probably be much talked of. But we must stem the tide of idle chatter, and pour into our wounded bosoms the soothing balm of vengeance.
Seth Grahame-SmithAbraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.
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