I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see

I've always enjoyed reading history, particularly presidential biographies.

This is a most unfortunate affair, and will probably be much talked of. But we must stem the tide of idle chatter, and pour into our wounded bosoms the soothing balm of vengeance.

I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

I've been a lifelong horror fan, but at the same time, I would say 90 percent of my reading is biographies and nonfiction history.