I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.

Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.

I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all mean are created free and equal.

I wrote one terrible manuscript after another for a decade and I guess they gradually got a little less terrible. But there were many, many unpublished short stories, abandoned screenplays and novels... a Library of Congress worth of awful literature.

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

I fear that a life of death has made me numb to both.