The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.
Seth Grahame-SmithElizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.
Seth Grahame-SmithMy men have suffered greatly (from boredom), much blood has been shed (by mosquitoes), and I have swung my ax mightily (chopping firewood). Surely we have earned our place in the annals of historyโfor never has there been so little war in a war.
Seth Grahame-SmithThe true roll in determing to embrace or reject anything is not whether it have any evil in it but whether it have more of evil than of good. There are few things wholly evil or wholly good.
Seth Grahame-Smith