There are so many stories to tell in the worlds of science fiction, the worlds of fantasy and horror that to confine yourself to even doing historical revisionist fiction, whatever you want to call it - mash-ups, gimmick lit, absurdist fiction - I don't know if I want to do that anymore.

I wrote one terrible manuscript after another for a decade and I guess they gradually got a little less terrible. But there were many, many unpublished short stories, abandoned screenplays and novels... a Library of Congress worth of awful literature.

I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will work tirelessly to destroy you and think of nothing else.

I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

My day job is making TV shows.

Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.

America is thataway, Mr. Lincoln," laughed Davis, pointing north. "You're in Mississippi now.