The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.

If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.

You would not want me on your football team.

I hate people who say 'Just to play devil's advocate.'

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.