You would not want me on your football team.

The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there.

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.

I spent my entire childhood in the same town, in Kent. I went to grade school there. There was a boarding school that my mother taught at, called - appropriately enough - Kent School, that I went to. Yeah, pretty much my entire childhood was spent in that town.

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science.

The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done.