You would not want me on your football team.

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

I'm big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there's sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.

I think at times I read too much of my own press. I wish I was better at taking in how great my life is, but that's surprisingly elusive. I tend to be very hard on myself and insecure about failing no matter what happens.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.