I hate people who say 'Just to play devil's advocate.'

The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political.