I hate people who say 'Just to play devil's advocate.'

You gotta keep the funny intact.

I was a huge 'Star Trek' fan. I loved the 'Twilight Zone' growing up. In the future, I hope to create some thoughtful, sci-fi drama.

I distrust all television doctors.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.

I did a lot of theater when I was in high school and college. I also did stand-up in college, so it was always part of what I did.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.