The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

I had - I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.

I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.