The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself.

I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.

There are times when I'm under the weather and the corporate machine tries to put me in the recording booth anyway. It's always up to me to say, 'Guys, listen to me, listen to what I sound like. I'm not myself.'

If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.

[With R-rated movie] you're not dealing with the restrictions imposed by the FCC. They're self-imposed. In a way, that does make it harder. You actually have to think about it, as opposed to just taking for granted that you're not going to be able to do this.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.