The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.

Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

Even if you know a character really well, there's no formula for what jokes will work and what won't.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.

The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there.

With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself.