The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done.

I'm not a fatalist. I'm not a religious person. I'm sure there are close calls that we're not even aware of hundreds of times a year. You cross the street, and if you'd crossed the street two minutes later, you'd have been hit by a car, but you'd never know it. I'm sure that kind of stuff happens all the time.

There are people on staff who have made that point, that the upside to a second Bush term is that it makes 'American Dad' work better. To me, the price is too high. I would gladly give up the comedy to have a President Kerry. But you work with what you have.

religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park,' but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.

Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.