Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

You would not want me on your football team.