If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

Even if you know a character really well, there's no formula for what jokes will work and what won't.

If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical.

religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.