religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park,' but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.