I'm not a fatalist. I'm not a religious person. I'm sure there are close calls that we're not even aware of hundreds of times a year. You cross the street, and if you'd crossed the street two minutes later, you'd have been hit by a car, but you'd never know it. I'm sure that kind of stuff happens all the time.

religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.

The quest for Tommy Lee Jones' laugh begins now.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.