I distrust all television doctors.

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.

I'm big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there's sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

You break the story first, and then you go into the specifics.