The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.
Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
I'm one of the few people in Hollywood who actually had a good childhood.
I do not believe in God. I'm an atheist. I consider myself a critical thinker, and it fascinates me that in the 21st century most people still believe in, as George Carlin puts it, 'the invisible man living in the sky'