Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.

'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

Even if you know a character really well, there's no formula for what jokes will work and what won't.

Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

I'm not a fatalist. I'm not a religious person. I'm sure there are close calls that we're not even aware of hundreds of times a year. You cross the street, and if you'd crossed the street two minutes later, you'd have been hit by a car, but you'd never know it. I'm sure that kind of stuff happens all the time.