I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

The original idea [ of the Pineapple Express] came from Judd [Apatow] actually. He just kind of had the loose notion of like, 'What about a weed action movie?'.

You have to plan a lot and you have to be really smart about how you're spending your money.

Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else.