There's just nothing funnier than, like, a guy awkwardly explaining to another guy that he's hurt his feelings, and then later, awkwardly, you know, forgiving him for doing that.

I did karate for a really long time, almost 10 years when I was younger.

People make fun of what I'm eating because they can tell I hate it. They know I am not happy eating healthy food. I look miserable - I look like I would rather be eating something else.

I'm the person who writes most of my movies so every role is exactly what I want to be doing.

I'm a complete coward in real life.

If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a good idea. It's also a drug that, I think, is still funny to a lot of people.

I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.