I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

I knew I just loved comedy, and I think it was my parents who initially brought up the notion of me trying to do stand-up. I think I actually tried writing jokes just at home, just kind of sitting around. But it seemed like a very real way to step into the world of comedy. I felt I could do it, so why not?

Honestly, it's really hard improvising and it's really stressful and humiliating at times. You're taking really big swings that potentially are eating up a lot of people's time and resources at set in your attempt to discover something funny.

To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does.

Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea.

If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff.