The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.
I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.
There is no such thing as a villain. It's the others who are wrong. In as much, all villains are the same.
I feel no sympathy for my food.
I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.
All my friends are talented enough to get nominated for awards. I just am always surprised when things and people I like are also liked by things like the Oscars.