I feel no sympathy for my food.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

I watch a lot of TV. I love nothing more than having a good TV show on DVD, to just plow through.

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

They [Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg] thought of this brilliant pot, or whatever, movie [Pineapple Express], an action movie and I guess they figured in a small role for a blonde. And they say that I did my part well. I added tears to the movie.

Sometimes what you lose in the time it takes to let an actor do something that you don't like as a director, you gain in not shutting them down creatively by telling them their idea sucks.

I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.