I'm the person who writes most of my movies so every role is exactly what I want to be doing.

We don't have any changes in the movie [Pineapple Express] and so picking the right outfit was fairly important. So I wasn't a fan of the Guatemalan pants, but I was convinced that I should wear that. Then the T-shirt is a special creation by David Gordon Green. It's a kitten sitting in a shark's mouth, but he's happy about it.

I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that weren't necessarily in stoner movies.

I would only date a 15 year old high school girl.

Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

I'm a complete coward in real life.