I don't weigh myself.

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff.

In my sick brain, gruesome violence and comedy go as hand-to-hand together as anything else in the world.

I mean, where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.

I was, like, a brown belt, which is pretty good. I entered a tournament once, and I punched the guy in the throat and got disqualified. I realized - I don't know if you're familiar with "Karate Kid," but the bad guys in that are called Cobra Kai, and they're, like, the evil karate guys. And then when I went to the tournament, I realized that's what we were; we were like the Cobra Kai of the Jewish karate community.