I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

Maybe it's just L.A., but [high school girls] look like men, like they would have kids and s - t.

We just kind of wanted to play with these iconic moments of action. There's a really small one that always makes me laugh really hard, where there's a big shootout at the end, and the moment my gun runs out of bullets, I turn and there's just another gun sitting there, and I'm, like, oh, nice.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

It's the weirdest thing. Evan [Goldberg] was just telling me how weird it is that we won't be working on Sausage Party, to which I said, "Hopefully, we'll be working on Sausage Party 2." It was almost ten years ago when we came up with the idea.

It always seems crazy to tell people what to expect. That never works! So, I don't know what to say, other than that they can expect me.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.