I miss it, I miss it, I miss it, I make it.

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.

I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.

I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.