Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.

I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.

I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.

A detailed analysis of his four-putt at the 1986 Masters: I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make.

I miss it, I miss it, I miss it, I make it.

The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.