Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.

Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine.

I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.

I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.