Right now I'd like all my troubles to stand in front of me in a straight line, and one by one I'd give each a black eye.
But the hoping, that's what really hurts.
Miss Hayes, have you stopped to consider that you might have this all backward? That in fact you are my fantasy?
... and with my last thought I felt some real sympathy for those poor chickens.
What? Don't British women know how to use their knees?
Just like the old adage--what you dislike most in other people is what you dislike the most in yourself--