I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

He's the Italian version of my father. I don't know if he's Italian or not.

He is an old glove, but he looked like the old Glove.

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.