I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

I don't have to shoot from more than two feet. I'm top 50. I've got 23,000 from where I shoot.

That game was dedicated to Rick Adelman. I'm at home, in the bathroom, trying to take a dump, flipping through the channels and he's complaining (on TV) about how I'm stepping over the line. I can't even do a No. 2 in peace. I'm sitting there grunting at 12:30 at night. Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.