That has nothing to do with basketball. That's just because I'm sexy.

Like I've always said, what's hot must go cold.

I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there's going to be trouble.

I don't see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.

That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.

I don't know how it is for you earthlings, but where I'm from, strength is mental.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.