Being here feels like I'm out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.

Pluto is not a planet, but I am.

It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer's table. Ugly people call ugly games.

I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.