When I was young I was on punishment a lot and I used to watch a lot of TV, and I asked myself a question: 'How come people like Mike? How come they like Magic? How come they like Bird? How come they don't like the big guys?' So I just throw a little bit of what they were doing. You smile, you act crazy and silly. And I think people like me because I'm different. I've always been a class clown type of guy. It comes natural.

But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.

Last time I looked at a [pay]check, I said to myself, 'Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.'

I just said to myself, 'Damn, I'm a great player.'

I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

I don't have to shoot from more than two feet. I'm top 50. I've got 23,000 from where I shoot.

A friend tweeted me with 'The Big Freeze.' I don't know about that one. I've got to go home, play around with the kids and figure something out. I'll have one.