Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot.

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

I think the new ball is terrible. It's the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It's terrible. It's like touching an exotic dancer and then going and touching a plastic blow-up doll. You know, it feels different.

Against Bradley, every time I'm trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.

I think everything happens for a reason. With my game being the way it is, if I did shoot 80 percent, I'd be a harder person to deal with. It just keeps me humble. Just imagine me in my game shooting the same percentage that Reggie Miller shoots. I wouldn't even talk to you guys because I wouldn't have to.

He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.