Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.

I'm not really worried about my numbers now as a 36-year-old. I'm not trying to be the first, experimental case of a 36-year-older trying to maintain his numbers, especially when I'm on a team like this. Can I do the same stuff I could do when I was Amare's age? Of course not. I'm not going to even try. However, I feel that I'm the baddest 36-year-old out there.

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else.

Thank God I had two parents who loved me enough to stay on my case.

You're messing up my highlights.

We had more great times than bad times together, but they've moved on, I've moved on. I have a new team now and I have a new focus.

I just want to keep people entertained.