Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let them break us up and we can't break each other up.

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else.

I take it personal when people don't double me. It's against my religion not to double me. It upsets me. It makes me think they're saying to themselves I don't have it anymore.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn't want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.

I'm getting older. I'm getting sexier. I'm getting meaner. I can still do what I do.

I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.