Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let them break us up and we can't break each other up.

That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me - and that's all that matters.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

I don't take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

I was like, 'Huh? You want my jersey?'

I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.