I have never been a shooter.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

Last time I looked at a [pay]check, I said to myself, 'Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.'

I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running.

How did Mike Bibby get on the team? Any Cub Scout with Boy Scouts can do Boy Scoutish things. When Bibby was in the Cub Scouts, he was a Cub Scout. When he was with Vancouver, nobody heard about him. Now that he's with Sacramento... he's on the team. I ain't going.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

It is not about how much money you make. The question is are you educated enough to KEEP it.