Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else.

I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover.

We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.

That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.