I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover.
Shaquille O'NealI'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard.
Shaquille O'NealA lot of coaches play percentages when it comes to me, but that's just a way of saying that you can't stop me.
Shaquille O'NealI don't think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me - Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura... It's not that I blame him, I just wish he'd go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don't whine. When he whines, that's when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
Shaquille O'Neal