You always have to take care of the sisters first, so my dad would buy Barbies and stuff and I wouldn't get anything. So I don't want any other kid to feel like that.

I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard.

In junior high in Germany I fought kids all the time. I had such a bad temper, I almost got thrown out of school. A few lickings from my dad got me out of that scene. He wore me out with a paddle.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.'

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.